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Hot Girls Have IBS Tote

It’s not just genetic—it’s Ashkenetic.

We’ve been bloated since the shtetl. From kugel-induced cramps to brisket regret, tummy issues are basically a mitzvah at this point.

This tote says, “I’m hot, I’m Jewish, and I can’t digest dairy—but I will risk it for a knish.”